"Talk Black, Live White, Get Green."
"It's true we don't know what we got until we lose it...it's also true we never know what we've been missing until it arrives."
"Never take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway."
"Girls are like phones...We love to be held, talked to...but if you press the wrong button you will be disconnected!"
"Behind every successful woman is a surprised man."
"Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they dont generate a lot of interest."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take that chance?"
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?!"
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"Always remember, you're unique just like everybody else."
"There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot."
"If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how will we ever know?"
"Isn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"
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ReplyDeleteI love all the quotes especially the first one.
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