Mama.....

My sister forwarded this to me some time ago and it was so cute I had to share it with you! Enjoy!

MOTHERS
Real Mothers don't eat quiche; They don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils Are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, Filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough Doesn't come out of carpets.
Real Mothers don't want to know what The vacuum just sucked up.......
Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?' And get their answer when a littleVoice says, 'Because I love you best.'
Real Mothers know that a child's growth Is not measured by height or years or grade... It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother.....

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't know everything!
14 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother? She wouldn’t have a clue..

16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's so five minutes ago.
18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it!
35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

Quotes to Make You Smile!

"Talk Black, Live White, Get Green."

"It's true we don't know what we got until we lose it...it's also true we never know what we've been missing until it arrives."

"Never take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway."

"Girls are like phones...We love to be held, talked to...but if you press the wrong button you will be disconnected!"

"Behind every successful woman is a surprised man."

"Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they dont generate a lot of interest."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take that chance?"

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?!"

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

"Always remember, you're unique just like everybody else."

"There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot."

"If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how will we ever know?"

"Isn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"